Sheryl Crow’s Global War on Toilet Paper

Sheryl Crow, the renown songwriter/musician, but unrenowned scientist, has hatched a brilliant idea to combat Global Warming- she advises the great unwashed to reduce our usage of Toliet Paper to one sheet per visit, or as she further explains,  “on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required”.

IMHO, there are no words to accurately describe the boundless absurdity of her advice,  but I have one thing to say to the cute but stone-cold clueless Ms. Crow- You can take my T.P. from my cold, dead (but clean!) hands!

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One response to “Sheryl Crow’s Global War on Toilet Paper

  1. HAHAHHAHA funny post! Gosh! What do I do in those situations when I have more than one occasion per toilet visit?!?!!?!?!?

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